LAUNCHING A BETTER STATE OF MIND
The SPACE BAKE BODEGA
IN THE SPACE BAKE BODEGA, YOU WILL FIND EPIC PRODUCTS FROM ACROSS THE UNIVERSE. FROM FRIZZY FRAP, TO FLOWER HARVESTED OFF FLOTSAM PARADISE. TRYING TO AVOID CHRONO-SYNCLASTIC INDUNDIBIBULATION? CHECK OUT THE FAIRY FROTHY FROM XANADU OR THE GOOEY NOOBLERS FROM ZOG. OUR AI DRIVEN SHIP, CONSUELA, MAKES SURE WE ARE STOCKED WITH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO MAKE IT THROUGH LONG, STRANGE SPACE TRIPS.
The SPACE BAKE BODEGA
IN THE SPACE BAKE BODEGA, YOU WILL FIND EPIC PRODUCTS FROM ACROSS THE UNIVERSE. FROM FRIZZY FRAP, TO FLOWER HARVESTED OFF FLOTSAM PARADISE. TRYING TO AVOID CHRONO-SYNCLASTIC INDUNDIBIBULATION? CHECK OUT THE FAIRY FROTHY FROM XANADU OR THE GOOEY NOOBLERS FROM ZOG.
OUR AI DRIVEN SHIP, CONSUELA, MAKES SURE WE ARE STOCKED WITH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO MAKE IT THROUGH LONG, STRANGE SPACE TRIPS.
The ARBORETUM (ar‧bo‧re‧tum)
OUR INTERSTELLAR CLASS SPACE ARBORETUM IS USED TO STORE, DRY, AND SOMETIMES BREED, OVER 50 DIFFERENT SPECIES OF SPACE SMOKE. WE FIND THE BEST IN CLASS FROM ALL PARALLELS, AND BRING THEM BACK HOME TO PLANET SPACE BAKE, JUST FOR YOU. WHETHER ITS TATOOINE SUNSET, A DELIGHTFULLY FRUITY COBBLER, OR ARRAKIS GOLD, A CAVE STRAIN GROWN ON THE DUNE WORLD OF ARRAKIS, WE ARE HUNTING DOWN THE BEST OF THE BEST. YOU WON'T FIND ANYTHING ON THE SHIP THAT ISN'T A 42/42. GET YOUR HUMAN HANDS ON THE STRAINS CAPTAIN GRIZZLY HAS BEEN WORKING HIS TAIL OFF TO BRING BACK TO YOU EARTHLINGS!
The ARBORETUM (ar‧bo‧re‧tum)
OUR INTERSTELLAR CLASS SPACE ARBORETUM IS USED TO STORE, DRY, AND SOMETIMES BREED, OVER 50 DIFFERENT SPECIES OF SPACE SMOKE. WE FIND THE BEST IN CLASS FROM ALL PARALLELS, AND BRING THEM BACK HOME TO PLANET SPACE BAKE, JUST FOR YOU. WHETHER ITS TATOOINE SUNSET, A DELIGHTFULLY FRUITY COBBLER, OR ARRAKIS GOLD, A CAVE STRAIN GROWN ON THE DUNE WORLD OF ARRAKIS, WE ARE HUNTING DOWN THE BEST OF THE BEST. YOU WON'T FIND ANYTHING ON THE SHIP THAT ISN'T A 42/42.
GET YOUR HUMAN HANDS ON THE STRAINS CAPTAIN GRIZZLY HAS BEEN WORKING HIS TAIL OFF TO BRING BACK TO YOU EARTHLINGS!
The GRIZZLY FILES
CURIOUS ABOUT OUR GENETICS? HEAR IT HERE FIRST, FROM A VETERAN BLAZER WITH LIGHT-YEARS OF EXPERIENCE! THERE IS PRECISE CRITERIA FOR WHO, AND WHAT, MAKE IT ON TO CAPTAIN GRIZZLY'S BOAT. THESE PRINCIPLES ARE THE STRIPES CAPTAIN GRIZZLY HAS EARNED NAVIGATING THE UNIVERSE.
YOU WILL GROWL WITH LAUGHTER.
YOU MAY QUAKE IN THE FACE OF THE COSMIC UNKNOWN.
YOU MAY EVEN WET YOUR FUR.
The GRIZZLY FILES
CURIOUS ABOUT OUR GENETICS? HEAR IT HERE FIRST, FROM A VETERAN BLAZER WITH LIGHT-YEARS OF EXPERIENCE! THERE IS PRECISE CRITERIA FOR WHO, AND WHAT, MAKE IT ON TO CAPTAIN GRIZZLY'S BOAT. THESE PRINCIPLES ARE THE STRIPES CAPTAIN GRIZZLY HAS EARNED NAVIGATING THE UNIVERSE. YOU WILL GROWL WITH LAUGHTER. YOU MAY QUAKE IN THE FACE OF THE COSMIC UNKNOWN. YOU MAY EVEN WET YOUR FUR.
Quazar The Quick's SONIC SPACE SOUNDTRACK
WELCOME TO QUAZAR THE QUICK'S SPECIALLY CURATED PLAYLIST FOR THE MOST EPIC JOURNEY THROUGH SPACE! AS YOU VENTURE THROUGH, LET THE MUSIC TRANSPORT YOU THROUGH DIFFERENT ERAS AND GENRES, TRIPPING YOU OUT ALONG THE WAY. FROM CLASSIC ROCK TO FUTURISTIC BEATS, THIS PLAYLIST WILL TAKE YOU ON A SONIC JOURNEY LIKE NO OTHER.
SO, BEFORE YOU EMBARK ON YOUR NEXT ADVENTURE, MAKE SURE TO HIT PLAY AND LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE COSMOS. WHETHER YOU'RE BROWSING, PURCHASING, OR BLASTING OFF INTO THE GALAXY, MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN AND LET THE MUSIC GROOVE YOU INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION.
***DISCLAIMER: THE PRODUCTS FOUND AT THE SPACE BAKE BODEGA MAY ENHANCE YOUR LISTENING EXPERIENCE***
Quazar The Quick's SONIC SPACE SOUNDTRACK
WELCOME TO QUAZAR THE QUICK'S SPECIALLY CURATED PLAYLIST FOR THE MOST EPIC JOURNEY THROUGH SPACE! AS YOU VENTURE THROUGH, LET THE MUSIC TRANSPORT YOU THROUGH DIFFERENT ERAS AND GENRES, TRIPPING YOU OUT ALONG THE WAY. FROM CLASSIC ROCK TO FUTURISTIC BEATS, THIS PLAYLIST WILL TAKE YOU ON A SONIC JOURNEY LIKE NO OTHER. SO, BEFORE YOU EMBARK ON YOUR NEXT ADVENTURE, MAKE SURE TO HIT PLAY AND LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE COSMOS. WHETHER YOU'RE BROWSING, PURCHASING, OR BLASTING OFF INTO THE GALAXY, MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN AND LET THE MUSIC GROOVE YOU INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION.
***DISCLAIMER: THE PRODUCTS FOUND AT THE SPACE BAKE BODEGA MAY ENHANCE YOUR LISTENING EXPERIENCE***
Neutrino's 24hr HYPER-DASHERY
WHERE DO YOU FIND THE LATEST IN COSMIC TECH, THE COOLEST GADGETS, OR THE BEST SPACE SUITS AND HELMETS IN THE GALAXY? NEUTRINO'S. CLOCKWISE NEUTRINO HAS CURATED AN INSANE SELECTION OF FIT AND FASHION THAT MAKES ORBITING Xj-NØN LOOK FLY! NEED A BLASTER? WANT TO CHECK OUT THE NEWEST DARKSABERS? NEUTRINO'S 24HR HYPER-DASHERY. SPACE TIME. ALL THE TIME.
Neutrino's 24hr HYPER-DASHERY
WHERE DO YOU FIND THE LATEST IN COSMIC TECH, THE COOLEST GADGETS, OR THE BEST SPACE SUITS AND HELMETS IN THE GALAXY? NEUTRINO'S. CLOCKWISE HAS CURATED AN INSANE SELECTION OF FIT AND FASHION THAT MAKES ORBITING Xj-NØN LOOK FLY! NEED A BLASTER? WANT TO CHECK OUT THE NEWEST DARKSABERS?
NEUTRINO'S 24HR HYPER-DASHERY.
SPACE TIME. ALL THE TIME.
Consuela's AI BLAHG
CONSUELA, OUR SHIPS AI SYSTEM, KEEPS THE CREW UP TO DATE ON WHERE WE ARE AND WHERE THE HELL WE'RE GOING. SHE ALSO GENERATES INTELLIGENT SENTIENT THOUGHTS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS ON VARIOUS MISSIONS WE EMBARKS ON, INCLUDING INTERESTING TIDBITS ON EACH PLANET AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE.
ASK CONSUELA A QUESTION AND SHE'LL ANSWER BACK.
Consuela's AI BLAHG
CONSUELA, OUR SHIPS AI SYSTEM, KEEPS THE CREW UP TO DATE ON WHERE WE ARE AND WHERE THE HELL WE'RE GOING. SHE ALSO GENERATES INTELLIGENT SENTIENT THOUGHTS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS ON VARIOUS MISSIONS WE EMBARKS ON, INCLUDING INTERESTING TIDBITS ON EACH PLANET AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE.
ASK CONSUELA A QUESTION AND SHE'LL ANSWER BACK.
¡SPACE-FAN HERB-THUSIAST!
IN A UNIVERSE OF 4.0 x 10^142 INHABITANTS, CREATURES, HOOLIGANS, AND FLAGONOMIDES, WE'RE STOKED YOU FOUND US, AND WANT TO HANG OUT FOR A BIT.
TREAT YOURSELF KIND. TREAT OTHERS KIND. AND SPREAD THE GOOD WORD!
THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND! HAVE FUN EXPLORING SPACE!
UNIVERSALLY YOURS,
TELL YOUR COMMUNITY YOU MET SOME NICE PEOPLE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GALAXY! THEY'LL GET A KICK OUT OF IT!
FOLLOW US@planetspacebakeON ALL SOCIALS
¡SPACE-FAN HERB-THUSIAST!
IN A UNIVERSE OF 4.0 x 10^142 INHABITANTS, CREATURES, HOOLIGANS, AND FLAGONOMIDES, WE'RE STOKED YOU FOUND US, AND WANT TO HANG OUT.
TREAT YOURSELF KIND. TREAT OTHERS KIND.
AND SPREAD THE GOOD WORD!
THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND!
HAVE FUN EXPLORING SPACE!
UNIVERSALLY YOURS,
P.S. TELL YOUR COMMUNITY YOU MET SOME REALLY NICE PEOPLE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GALAXY!
THEY'LL GET A KICK OUT OF IT!
FOLLOW US
@planetspacebake
ON ALL SOCIALS
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